Posts Tagged ‘life’

Brett Favre out of retirement – Gellman sucks

August 19, 2009

What is he thinking? Is he as dumb as Gellman? Gellman stopped trying out for the NFl when they told him they don’t like 5’5 320 lb lineman. Favre, retire and stay retire. I swear he must be bleeding once a month.

Sportscards, well those are alright I guess. Lets see if Topps comes out with another lame ass variation or have him riding a lawnmower.

Man fucking Topps.
Man fucking Gellman.

I love rants

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Daily Rant- August 14, 2009 YOUR TURN

August 14, 2009

Post a comment about what pisses you off.

Barack Obama?
Gellman?
Fast food workers?
Cashiers?
Unemployment?
Church?

Vent out your frustration to the only one who will care!

Daily Rant – August 12, 2009

August 12, 2009

You know what pissed me off today? I was at Kmart (absolute worst) and I was standing in line. The dumb bitch at the register was standing there, taking her sweet ass time. She then stopped scanning someones shit because the register paper ran out. So instead of walking her fat ass 2 registers over, grabbing a roll of register tape, and walking her fat ass back, she calls someone over the intercom to go to her register. Then she starts complaining about the tape and bla bla. The guy comes, walks 2 registers over, grabs the fucking tape, and than puts it in.

This bitch was a fat fucking lazy disgusting person.

And I know how much she hates her job by her expressions she was putting out. I can’t help your 30 working at Kmart on a fucking register.

Go to school.

Daily Rant – August 11, 2009

August 11, 2009

Why is it that people can’t drive?

I about smashed my $54,000 SUV into a 1990 Mazda piece of shit because the idiot woman didn’t look left before she pulled out.

What a stupid bitch.

I hate people

Daily Rant – August 10, 2009

August 10, 2009

This is a very very serious problem going on in America.

Why is it I am getting charged $.30 extra for a packet of Ketchup?

WHAT THE FUCK

Back in full swing

August 6, 2009

Ok JUNKNERS, I am back in full action. I just want to say how disgusting it is watching a fat ass drink a soda and eat french fries. That shit just makes my stomach want to come out of my mouth.

I like to collect baseball cards, and sometimes watch youtube videos on the topic. One that gets me sick to my stomach is watching GELLMAN from Sportscards Uncensored rambling on and on about how he wants tacos and cheeseburgers, and how much he hates Beckett, and how his job sucks since he has to work on Saturdays, and how he’s poor. That fat fuck pisses me off.

End of rambling.

OK OK OK JUNKNERS IM BACK

July 14, 2009

Ok my little JUNKNERS, im back after a 2 month break. Lets just say those peanut shells that Tina sent weren’t “fresh”. After I consumed a hand full of them, I felt a little woosy, and well, lets just say I had diharea for 3 weeks. After that, I couldn’t piss normal, and I was throwing up some awesome tasting stomach acid, so I had to check into the local ER. 2 months later, Im back and ready to get more junk!

So keep sending it in JUNKNERS, and i’ll keep testing it out!

Well Well my first post

May 20, 2009

Why did I start this blog? Because I want to rant and rave over anything I possibly can. On my blog, I am always right! So how did I get the title SEND ME YOUR JUNK? Well, lets see….  I was drunk one night and I decided I want random people to send me some of their junk. When I get the junk in the mail, i’ll post pics and bitch about how worthless and how much of a waste of my time it was to open up the package, look at it, and take pictures of it, and then blog about it. I dont really care what you send, but I dont want human shit, dog shit, cat shit….etc coming in the mail to my house. I just want pure junk. I could go for some old Kit-Kat bar wrappers..

Then guess what im gonna do with that junk? Im gonna sell it to your fellow blog readers!

Then they can blog about how they bought worthless junk from SEND ME YOUR JUNK

I will be sure to post some blogs about everyday things that piss me off, make me happy, or that I just dont give a shit about, so be sure to bookmark me.

Tell your friends to send me some of their junk to, and to be a fellow JUNKNER!

Yep, it’s now official, my blog readers will be known as JUNKNERS! So be happy, sit up straight, eat another honey bun, and send me the wrapper!