Posts Tagged ‘tv’

Brett Favre out of retirement – Gellman sucks

August 19, 2009

What is he thinking? Is he as dumb as Gellman? Gellman stopped trying out for the NFl when they told him they don’t like 5’5 320 lb lineman. Favre, retire and stay retire. I swear he must be bleeding once a month.

Sportscards, well those are alright I guess. Lets see if Topps comes out with another lame ass variation or have him riding a lawnmower.

Man fucking Topps.
Man fucking Gellman.

I love rants

Daily Rant – August 12, 2009

August 12, 2009

You know what pissed me off today? I was at Kmart (absolute worst) and I was standing in line. The dumb bitch at the register was standing there, taking her sweet ass time. She then stopped scanning someones shit because the register paper ran out. So instead of walking her fat ass 2 registers over, grabbing a roll of register tape, and walking her fat ass back, she calls someone over the intercom to go to her register. Then she starts complaining about the tape and bla bla. The guy comes, walks 2 registers over, grabs the fucking tape, and than puts it in.

This bitch was a fat fucking lazy disgusting person.

And I know how much she hates her job by her expressions she was putting out. I can’t help your 30 working at Kmart on a fucking register.

Go to school.

Daily Rant – August 10, 2009

August 10, 2009

This is a very very serious problem going on in America.

Why is it I am getting charged $.30 extra for a packet of Ketchup?

WHAT THE FUCK

OK OK OK JUNKNERS IM BACK

July 14, 2009

Ok my little JUNKNERS, im back after a 2 month break. Lets just say those peanut shells that Tina sent weren’t “fresh”. After I consumed a hand full of them, I felt a little woosy, and well, lets just say I had diharea for 3 weeks. After that, I couldn’t piss normal, and I was throwing up some awesome tasting stomach acid, so I had to check into the local ER. 2 months later, Im back and ready to get more junk!

So keep sending it in JUNKNERS, and i’ll keep testing it out!

Why I hate Rosie O’Donnell

May 22, 2009

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Hmm well besides the pic above, what else more is there to say? I have always disliked Rosie, and I always will. She is a loud mouth, disgusting, not easy on the eyes, gorilla looking wanna be know it all. She just disgusts me to the point to where I would eat a 8 day old hamburger out of the trash can then watch her on TV. How is she still on TV? WTF? Who wants to hear her talk at all? Her voice is fucking annoying. I’d rather listen to 98 Degrees all day long then hear her talk for 5 minutes. Who wants to hear her give her opinions? Shes a dumbass and makes me want to throw up. She could never be a JUNKNER, even though she is absolutely disgusting. OK, thats my serious rant of the day. More rants like this not to come…